MEN No!
SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
MAN 1 Think it's in there? Man 2 All right. Let's get it! Man 1 Whoa, hold on. Do you know what that thing could do to you? Man 3 Yeah it'll grind...
While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day.
(laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful...
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
well i was gonna write the entire script of shrek on your profile but then i got this alert
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I feel like it might be vibrating or something, because if you take a picture of it it seems to look fine, it's odd
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