Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns
if you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous
One day before me...
Oh damnnnn @Alan079A
Are you a parking ticket because you've got FINE writen all over you.
Do you know what's on the menu? me-n'-u
Roses are red,Violets are blue, There is no better place than to be here with you.
you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
is your dad a military general? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention #NailedItGetRekted
I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
I'm going to call you mine.
I'm tell requesting a pernement ban on that account because alts arn't allowed but no one's banning it ;-;
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
My first ever account was 2014 march 20th but I started around febuary
You still have nice titts. Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines... nice tits. I win again.
My pickup lines slay.
ali-gator. I win.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home
nu uh.