To say that there's such a thing as a bad taste in music would condemn a portion of the world who follows that taste, who can't control their...
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I would dive into a pool of rusty nails and new delhi sewer water while a rabbit clampster is grabbed on to me for dear life just to be mauled by...
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me. #Straightfromtheinternet
Do you have a bandaid? 'cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you've got me all horny and stuff. (NO HOMO)
"Actually they're softball pants because my is so out of your league. ;)"
"Can I take your picture? Because I want santa to know exactly what I want for christmas." "Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in...
"How are you?" ".." Pick-up Line of the Year.
[IMG] There goes rule 1.
I'm not a girl.
People call me Mike. But you can call me tonight. [IMG] fyi mike isn't my real name
Darn it.
Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
You wanna know what the best thing is in my life? It's the first word of this post. ;) [IMG]
Are you google? Because you're everything I've been searching for.
Oh yeah? Well, I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you? BOOM!
"Even though you aren't a horse, I want to ride you anyway." "By all means ;D" "...." Soz just had to post that one XD
You know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot.
I swear, I could post so much more if it wasn't for rule 1.