Cheap and reliable
You got on at like 1:30am my time and I had school in the morning (though, I totally never went)
You never showed :P
You left me alone yesterday, this is payback. (I wasn't alone at all, but that's besides the point)
All I did was agree with you!
I never said you weren't.
She makes you look like a 2
Unfortunately, she's taken.
She's a 10
I can leave an auto-typer on Skype if you want to feel special
Dude, have you seen Fiona? https://gyazo.com/6e005a15712b5c8df8526fd9d85405f5
Spam is cheap and reliable
You're a silly ogre
If you have good alerts then feel special, us spamming = not special
Such a silly goose
She's bluffing
Wow, ez roast
Yah, I am a smart cookie
Pffft, no proof
I'm obviously super smart and can subtract 15 from 16 :)