Whats wrong?

Learned some things I never should've learned.

That's how I feel... Amen...

Well, you see Yin... when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

OH MY GOD NOOOOO

Oh lord...

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they kiss.. That's it, RIGHHHHHHHTT??

Well, they kiss at the mouth first.

Then the neck

Then the back

Hush...

Wait what did you 'learn' @Yin?

You will now start to have urges that you may classify as "strange". I assure you, they're completely normal. For family-friendliness' sake, I won't go into detail. You seem to have just learned the detailed process of how babies are made.

eh, probably something worse :P

Oh lord Alan..

I'm trying to be as non-sexual as possible here, but it's a bit hard with people commenting of my supposed subtleness.

Runs and does a fan girl scream

You forget the * marks.

When the pickle goes into the jar and 9 months later a small pickle comes out

I like pickles ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)

^^^

This isn't exactly an appropriate environment for a sex lesson.