MICHAEL: I don't know what you mean.

PACKER: Look, I've been meaning to ask her one question. "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

MICHAEL: (hangs up) Oh my god! That's so horrifying! Horrible Horrible person!

JAN: So do you think we can keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.

MICHAEL: Oh, that's not appropriate.

PACKER: Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?

MICHAEL: (picks up) Pac man!

PACKER: Hey, big queen!

MICHAEL: Question: how long do we have to (phone rings) Oh, Todd Packer, terrific rep, do you mind if I take it?

JAN: No, go ahead.

Cut to Dwight, tapping on Jim's right shoulder (while standing left from him.) Jim looks to the right and Dwight walks away laughing

Cut back

MICHAEL: Me no wanna hear that Jan, because downsizing is a bitch, it is a real bitch, and I wouldn't wish that on Joshua's men, I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men, or women present company excluded sorry. Is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?

MICHAEL: Ok no problem.

JAN: This does however mean that there is going to be downsizing.

MICHAEL: Oh ok. No, No no no no this is good, this is fine.

JAN: Michael listen, don't panic. We haven't made any decisions yet, I've spoken to Joshua in Stanford I've told him the same as you, and it's up to either you or him to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.

MICHAEL: Yeah. Thank you.

JAN: Ok since the last meeting, Alan and the board have decided that we can't justify Scranton branch and the Stanford branch. Michael don't panic--

MICHAEL: Yeah, that was a joke, that was actually my brother's, it was supposed to be with bills and doesn't work great with faxes.

JAN: Do you want to look at mine? (hands agenda to Michael)

MICHAEL: Why isn't it in my hand? Because a company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what's the problem Pam, why didn't I get it?

PAM: You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.

MICHAEL: Really? Cause I didn't... (to Pam) did we get a fax this morning?

PAM: Yeah, the one...

MICHAEL: I didn't get any agenda.

JAN: Oh I faxed one over to you this morning.

MICHAEL: Me no get an agenda.

JAN: I'm sorry, what?

MICHAEL: (talking to Camera) Corporate really doesn't interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan, hello! I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, right? Not to her face because, not because I'm scared of her, because I'm not, but yeah.

MICHAEL: (talking to Camera) Corporate really doesn't interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan, hello! I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, right? Not to her face because, not because I'm scared of her, because I'm not, but yeah.

Cut to Angela, pointing to Kevin that he has something on his face

Cut to Jan, entering

JIM: All right, take care.

MICHAEL: Back to work

JIM: Nothing.

MICHAEL: Ok, all right. See you later.

Michael and Dwight continue for a while

MICHAEL: (to Jim) What?