Umm creepy

This seems cringe.

I'm uncomfortable.

Irrelevant, Sparky. Your comfort is no concern of ours. You're an Australian peasant. You don't even follow the Australian law. You don't have a pet spider. Nor did you come out of a kangaroo. We're just wondering why this 15 year old is posting awkward messages on your wall.

You need to chill.

^some 15 y/o want u sparky how ya feel

My dear it was a joke.