WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS!

I AM ASHAMED

Windows, computer, watermelon or cucumber.

Which one?

In order by preference (With a description, of course)
1. Watermelon - Because I love watermelons
2. Computer - Because my in-game name is computer in french
4. Windows - Because I've never been called 'Windows', and it sounds idiotic
4. Cucumber - Because I am not a cucumber! @Tammiela @Alana

If 'Ordi' was added, I would have put it in-between Watermelon and Computer.

Mhmhm
We all know you prefer to be called Cucumber over all of them
Admit it you cucumber

Watermelon!!

Lies

No lies, all truth

Mhmhmhm
Only you would say that

Shh

Thanks for alert spam <3

Anytime Mvxine!

Whenever Alana comes, the argument of me being a cucumber or watermelon starts. (I'm a watermelon!)

Heh

Smh a cucumber in denial

nonono a watermelon!

WateryCucumber, i got u ;)

Watermelon Computer**

WaterCucumberComputer

He's just a Cucumber, nothing else

he's a Cucumber Computer