Bruce Wayne's parents died during his childhood. He saw them get shot right in front of him.

Yeah lol do u think they died before he was born? Lmao obviously u didnt put alot of thought into this

you guys all took the bait

I'm going to get triggered because you didn't watch Gotham, his parents died when he was a tween after a cinema late night show, they walked into a alley on the way back and got mugged than his dad was shot and his mum protecting his dad was shot.

Um his parents died when he was born

Stressless no they didnt watch gotham/batman v superman

Or read the comics.

There's pictures of him with his parents. His parents died when he was young, and Alfred took the role of his parents.

if you all were fish,
you'd be eaten by now due to how much bait you all take.

If you watched the movie like when he was I think 10 he was walking in the city with his parents a guy with a pistol confronted, shot both parents and just ran away afterwards. Tbh idk much more then that only saw like a quarter of it.

I'm just kidding; I was just messing with you guys; I was just joshing around. I knew the answer.

I know you are, I'm just bored xD

I TOLD YOU ALL QUIT FALLING FOR THE BAIT SO EASILY

Lol siri now is responding with Batman stuff when you say "Hey Computer".

Really? That's actually very funny.

If you ask Siri "what is zero divided by zero" then you find out Siri is a savage

But I asked siri if she loves me and she said yes. #FaithInSiriRestoredFromBackup

Well if you ask Siri the question I said above she says something very... Well, savage. Just ask her that and listen to the end part closely you'll see what I mean

I've known that 0/0 thing for years. I know it so much I've memorized it:

Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. Now cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

Lol who doesn't know that these days

please stop

Okay.