I'll probably destroy the whole house and never actually kill the bug

that's going to be $50

I'll do it for free

Post your credit card and address so that I don't need to ask you for the payment and that I can go to your house without any problems

"any problems"

Yep!

can you do my den as well

Sure
Credit number?

5892 2048 2423

Uh

@Mvdi I can do that if you give me enough money to buy a plane ticket to go where you live and a flamethrower to kill the bug

ok thanks

can you pay me to also buy a wrecking ball?
I heard they are very accurate when it comes to destroying bugs

100% chance of destroying bugs

and a 100% of everything else being destroyed

but at least the bug dies