Is Sofa a baby?

yes

I claim the next slime.

fine but we must name our pets after furniture

cue

"Table"

my cat is named chair

My girlfriend is named "TheChainHoe".

i ship it

oh wait that's my alt ;)

:OO TheChainHoe is an enderwomen.

;33

Change your alt's name to something chainy. ;>

TheChainVia?

TheChain anything. I feel lonely being the only chain item on Mineverse. ;(

i can't or else ill lose my awesome name

1) Miilk is not OG.
2) It's impossible to lose a name because you can change it back before others can take it.

;P

chain is kinda lame though ;33

Chain and lame rhyme!

o.o