good luck sleeping tonight with your "funny" puns

Joke's on you, I don't sleep at night c:

oh but what if I broke in your house and use sleeping powder on you

Then I would thank you

but what if I tickled you so you woke up and you ended up getting no sleep

I'm not ticklish at all

oh but what if the tickles were actually ticklish because I sprinkled tickly dust on you

Then I'd be getting as much sleep as usual

But what if you rlly wanted to go back to sleep because u never knew how good it was to sleep but you couldn't and then u cried

Now you're just telling my life's story

ikr