It's cool to be a potato, but when you are one try to not be eaten
Do you want me to teach you the ways of the potato?

yes pls

My potato master taught me 1439 years ago, I forgot the training... ;-;

but now ill never be a potato :(

I'll try to remember the potato teachings, if I can't I will ask my dad the potato king

okok

Apparently there is a new potato training, it seems different than 1439 years ago
You must eat 10462 potato each day at the first week

If you need help with any of this potato training, talk to me. I am a potato-in-training.

I'll try to remember the old training way, it'll also be useful
@Wolfie who is your potato master training you?

My potato in my kitchen. He speaks to me.

I am forgotten ;(

Hello fellow potato, have you finished your potato training?

@pxndicorn which potato training will you chose? The basic potato or eccentric potato training?

eccentric?

Alright, you will then be my (eccentric) potato apprentice

The potato king wanted me to train you the basic potato way, but I do not want that
I am the last eccentric potato, I need an apprentice, after becoming a master, that can continue my legacy