omg ikr!

Well he doesn't post much, or follows threads. And he doesn't post on profiles or comments. I'm also pretty sure he has tags disabled. I'd think he only gets convos from people, but he probably only looks at the ones from staff and other VIPs of the server.

So I wouldn't imagine he'd get that many alerts.

he'd get alerts from profile posts, pm's, and sometimes people quoting his messages and rating them.

Not as much as @Pile would get though, I'd reckon.

Yeah probably