Don't worry, my dear. I'm terrified of flying too; just remember something. You are a duck, and ducks fly. Also, flying in aeroplanes is expensive and it's a real privilege to be able to fly! <33 xx

What if my wing is aching.

Sit on my back and ill run us home if u want

Where do I live ?

Idfk ill drop u off in the middle of London and u walk home from there

I'll fly

Oki bai then ya don't need me

but you're a duck

my sister's scared of flying, so she drinks a couple glasses of wine and forgets she's on the plane

Lol

O wow Teddy

might as well inhale some chloroform while you're at it