I tried to take a photo of my dog doing that in the grass, but whenever I tried to, he would then open his eyes then attack the phone.

you have one violent dog

Actually, he's a quivering mess. If a cat stares at him long enough, he'll hide behind me.

When I mean attack, I mean dive at the camera in an attempt to lick it.

If I look at my puppy for more than 5 seconds he will bite my nose lol. Typical puppy

If I look at my puppy long enough, I delve deep into the mind of peace and love, but I also go deep into the mind of fear, misery, and fate.
I then turn into nothingness, and become one with the dog.

Sadly all my puppy wants to do is play with me but I will try that

ok