WOW WHAT IS SOCIAL MEDIA ?!?!?!?

WOW YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!?!????

I was walking my gf home and she tripped and scraped both of her knees on the cement. I carried her the rest of the way.#relationshipgoalsaf

Little sibling: *gets home* me: "omg stop breathing" #relationshipgoalsaf

My parents watch american idol WAY too loud... Like bruh I cant even hear these creepers creepin up on me. #creepersbecreepin

Anoobnymous_Juan

When your girlfriend is convinced that you're gay #fml

I fell asleep while on the phone with Katie. #facedesk

ur statuses r LIT

I hate when ppl come from op facs, challenge me to a 1v1, and when I completely destroy them they "report" for "hacks" #facedesk

This dude is hella touchy with my gf, and hes an f boii so i cant tell him to stop without seeming clingy. Advice? ;-; :c #leftschool

Woke up this morning, I kinda felt like Nick Jonas... ._.

Mom: "why is there a hole in our wall?" Me: "why don't you ask supercell." #ClashRoyale

When the lights are out and you faceplant into the door. #fml

That's one dank sweater

Mom... Can you like please stop making chicken... Its getting old

Nice Sweater! c:

My math teacher farted hella loud...

I just want you all to kno dat I love chu to the nether and back c: <33

Finally did a mod app c: wish me luck!!! <333