Step 1- Panic
2- Run around screaming
3- Grab a newspaper or something like that
4- Aim to hit the spider
5- Miss and when it runs scream and knock down a vase
6- Jump out of the window
7- Run away
8- Come back with an aerosol
9- Get a match
10- Light the match and put it on front of the aerosol
11- Press the trigger and spray at the spider
12- Burn the house down

Did that work?

Seems a bit complicated but OK

Nah, it's as easy as 1 6 12 60 1235 133314542 24314394184 19294284382418489359 9549584985904850985902.

The horror is finally over. I killed it.

Murder alert

Poor spider ;-;

IT DESERVED TO DIE

No creature deserves to die, it was born to be scary, and it can't help it.

Well too bad its life ended
And I killed another spider today

Uhm, do you know where my friend Crawler is? He's a black spider and he loves houses

o-o
Nope haven't seen him

He said he went on a vacation to South Carolina I think and never came back..

It's too late
He's supporting Hillary Clinton
Run while you can!

Uh

Well my dad lives in South Carolina
Maybe you should ask him?

He said he went over to your place..

Where is he?? ;〰;

He died

WHY I swear if I find out who killed him I will RIP THEM TO PIECES

It was mah dogs
HAPPY HOUR MURDERED HIM IN COLD BLOOD

Your dog said that he loved Crawler, and that you hate spiders..

How did you become a Mod

Magic
and my dogs

Who are you taking to

REBORN DON'T LISTEN TO HAPPY HOUR HE IS A TRAITOR

Happy Hour is telling the truth, I tested him on a lie detector

Those don't work
Anyone can control their breathing rate

It was a magical one

GET A QILIN UP IN DIS JOINT