Gladly

How does it feel, my child?

No thank you

Why not? They don't bite, just come on.

Its a pink thing

My right leg hair is pink, but my left leg hair is blue.

Pet anyside.

oh. but why

Because some people dont like pink (you), so I made different colors.

What if I dont like blue either

Well, my left arm hair is dyed black. And my right arm hair is dyed red.

You are an enigma to logic

woah big word

brb asking google to define enigma

how am i confusing? just pet my leg hair!!!! :(((

Professor Oak: So are you a girl or a boy?

wow rude

girl

Ok so why do you have leg hair

BECAUSE I DONT SHAVE

CAN YOU PET MY LEG HAIR OR NOT

I could but do I want to

waste of my time

I'll pet your hair if you follow me

OMG DOES EVERYONE USE THIS TRICK WTF? (@PastelLoser )

FINE FFS

hehe

mmhmhmm, pet them. How do they feel?

soft

Now smell them. How do they smell?

like exfoliant

omg can you stop using such big words, i have to look them up everytime. >:(

Im not entirely surprised you dont know what that is

whatca tryna say fam? >:(

well I'm not a girl but I do believe that most use exfoliant before they shave their legs but I could be wrong

face desk

apparently you dont shave yours

omg i misread, im dumb

they dont smell like exfoliant, i dont shave!!!

well then they smell like soap or something

I just got 30 alerts from this....

Pets the hair and says: What a beautiful pony you have @LlamaHoe