wait what

to who? xd JOSH?

who's this josh

my crushshhshshshh

ign?

His IGN is CypriotMurkz

o I c

Ya it's me.

Yea @CypriotMerks and I are engaged LOL good one

Brah I said CypriotMurkz not CypriotMerks. Lel.

My IGN is CypriotMurkz LOL

shireen doesn't like you. period.

Why r we engaged then? Hmm?

bc there's something called divorce

Yeah but we aren't married yet so she can't divorce.

but she can take the ring off (;

But for some reason the ring shrunk so now it's permanently stuck on her finger...

she can use butter or oil

gg on buying her a sh*tty ring xd

The butter and oil is all gone, and we can't buy more because we live in the middle of the desert and there are no shops.

where tf u get the ring from then? the ground?

there is no internet in the middle of a desert

I smelted the ring from the finest ores available. I have an internet connection because I get mine via satellite which focusses directly onto my area of the desert so I get internet.

shireen pack ur stuff we're leaving

You're not even with us though...

maybe I m

You're not because my spies are watching you rn.

I beat up ur spies

You see, you just admitted it, you beat up my spies and they're watching you in America so you couldn't be here.

Awh

tf