Senpai notice me.

Pfffft..

how do you type if your a walrus 0_0

Oh you're back .-.

How old is 15 in walrus years.

Happy birthday, may your dreams of becoming a walrus happen :D

I will buy you a car for your next birthday.

URMF HERPEH BDAY

Happy BDAY

I have a wrinkly neck, any dermatologist here?

Omg xD

Walruses are the most strongest creatures in the world.

End. Of. Story.

Gratz to the May 'Top Voters'! Walrus is very proud of you.

LOL MPG

Walrus did not go well in Skyblock.net (Why the hell are Alternate Accounts not allowed?) http://gyazo.com/b59f4b0ac2de2df0a3108abe2aafde20

Hmmm. Are you a time traveling walrus, because your status says that you have been giving professional advice since 1985, and your birthday says born in 1999.

By far, I know you're one of the better Walruses I have ever seen

You're awesome

You sir, are a true awesome dude.

I love you.
Small favor to ask, but I have always wanted to ride a dolphin, but this is probably as close as I am getting.

Would you be as kind enough to...