Bananaz.

y u making up fruit now? a banana isn't a fruit or anything else! fraud! That's a banana!!!!!!

Definition: A long curved **fruit** that grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

given the term "fruit" a banana isn't actually a fruit, rather it's a berry
it might sound weird but bananas fit the description

A berry can be a fruit. ;p

Good point. You win