To all of the Americans

Why thank you very much

 

i mean here in New Jersey 4th of July started 1st of july so you know fireworks are already interrupting my beauty sleep. Also in America our 4th of july lasts for two months so fun

but thank fren

 

boom boom boom

 

god bless america

Spoiler: Contains vulgar language and odd scenes

 

one time on 4th of july i set a hot dog on fire over a bonfire

 

Now I have Fall Out Boy stuck in my head.

 

America Land of Life. Australia land of bogans ;-; help plz..............

 

Thank you : ))
I'm super excited for it too!

 

Of course I have a baseball game when the fireworks are going off... :(

 

Well RIP my sleep tonight.

 

canada day was more lit @ari

 

It's independence day you uncultured dweebs

 

You are just a Commie spy.
It lasts for 12 months every year.

 

Well, thanks! *Becomes the most stereotypical american* ARE YOU READY TO BLOW STUFF UP WHILE DRINKING BBQ STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE!? *Screams about football and trucks*

 

Only thing true about this is the football and the trucks

 

*Rides a bald eagle towards the fireworks* "FRREEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!"

 

Much better

 

IKR!!!
People in New Jersey, I love fireworks! But really... I need to sleep!
Can they just wait till the 3rd or the 4th .-.
But Apparently they cant.

 

Thankssssssss