A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. -=- I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. -=- It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. -=- My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Why did the snowman call his dog frost? Cause the frost bites! --- I was walking on the foot path and thought to myself- "This concrete sure is ruff!" --- I swallowed 2 pieces of string yesterday and when I vomited it out, they were tied together I kid you knot! --- What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. Corniest thing ever but all my jokes are dirty.
