@Coastic has cursed me with the "premium" rank. I am starting to show severe side effects of rank-itis Log 1: 5:28 PM. I've begun to feel oddly cocky. As the bold yellow tag gives me confidence. I think i'll go call some non ranks noobs now. Log 2: 5:39 PM. I can feel it through my veins now. I've become even more cocky, and shouting down players for being poor. why did she have to curse me with this "rank". Final Log: 5:40 PM. I cant take it anymore. this yellow bold tag is so appealing and makes me wet too. im crying now someone please end me I cant take being a rank anymore. curse you coastic!!!!1!11 THIS IS A JOKE THREAD CALM YOURSELF DOWN LOL
Lil' premium noob. I, an intellectual human being, am a higher rank than you. Therefore, you are less important than me in this life and deserve to be eternally perished to "noob" land. Smh, children these days.
