This is an OLD story that my fifth grade self wrote, and I'm not sure why but I find it so funny and amusing So I figured I would share it with you guys, enjoy haha When I'm 21, I will be a cat. First someone will kidnap me, then I'll escape but get caught again by a criminal scientist with a dog named 'Underdog.' He will use me as a human test subject, but the serum messes up my DNA and I turn into a cat. Then he keeps me locked up for years until I am 21, and I escape. Then I turn famous for being the first ever human cat. Then Rebecca Black adopts me but her stupid singing causes me to scratch her to death. After that people start to forget me, and I live as a stray cat. Then on one normal day I come across Alvin and the chipmunks in the forest. While I am in their tree it gets cut down and put in a truck but we are all stuck in the net. Then we end up in this building and some dude named Dave finds us. He lets us live with him but then he starts to force us to sing, so I run away. After awhile I end up in these kid's backyard. They have a pet platypus named Perry that goes on these missions, so I went with him once but they threw me out because I told their secret. I get caught by the criminal scientist again and I force him to turn me back to human. I then escape and act like nothing happened. ... I had a very active imagination :t:
I tried to write something in 6th grade but never got to finish it. I was a very good writer back then. Still am --- The age of the dragons had begun. The humans quickly found out that the dragons had taken over their precious kingdoms, treasures, and people. I am Princess Venus of the Exotic tribe. My beautiful scales can shift colors, and I can hypnotize opponents in battle, as well as briefly see the future. Vesta is part of the Fire Dragon tribe. She is known for being brutal and unforgiving, and her fire is as hot as the sun itself. Erebus belongs to the Shadow Nation. He is known for being shy, but ferocious in battle, can read minds, and blend in with shadows. Typhoon is prince of the Sea Dragons. His glittering blue-green scales are magnificent, and he can create storms and tidal waves, which can be useful. And then there’s Eos of the Sun Dragons. Her scales contain glittering gold, red, and orange specs, and can temporarily blind others by reflecting the sun’s rays off her scales. Her scales are naturally dull, but when angered they alternate as a weapon by controlling sunlight. We started off as hatchlings in the territories in which we lived in. Our curiosities soon grew as big as we did, and we desperately wanted to see the other lands that surrounded us. The Ice Dragons have beautiful shimmering scales, that range from pale purple to white. They can whip up snowstorms in the blink of an eye, their breath can freeze anything within a 12 foot radius, and their whiplash tail can be a dangerous weapon. Earth dragons are dedicated to the Earth and its creatures. Their scales are usually grayish, but can sometimes have green and brown specs. They can communicate with birds, summon earthquakes (if strong enough), and their scales can blend in with the earth. Their tails are like clubs, and can swing with great force, which can result in broken bones. The dragons of our time consist of 8 main tribes. The Exotic, Fire, Ice, Sea, Sun, Shadow, Earth, and Life tribes ruled this land that we lived in. All of them perform weekly raids on the human castles. The humans have all but disappeared, while some still remain, hiding away in their shelters. There was a rumor going around when we hatched, that when one dragon from each tribe unites in a group, there we be peace among all of the nations. Of course, it is only a rumor. The nations would never agree to peace, even if they did, there would always be a problem that would cause another war. I believe in logic and truth, not silly hoaxes that aren’t real. --- I really like dragons. I honestly don't get why I wrote this piece of crap. If you want me to post the rest I can xD
Alright. Here is my best story ever. (This was about New Zealand changing the flag, we had to write our thoughts on paper at school) Spoiler: Contains "The F Word", but I really typed the actual word on paper "I don't give a f#$@ about the flag!"
Rest of my story :/ I only got this far xD -- Eos alarmingly woke me up. I yawned and asked “What is it?” “Look outside!” Eos told me. I walked toward the entrance of our secret hideout. I paused to see that the ground was covered in white. More of the strange substance that covered the ground proceeded to fall out of the sky. “What is this stuff?” “I think it’s called snow. I hear it’s common in the Ice Empire.” The Ice Empire? What is this thing called snow doing here? A dragon with pale blue scales flew dangerously close to our hideout. “Hide!” hissed Typhoon. I took a deep breath, and melted into my surroundings. My scales matched the stone floor of the cave. I remained completely still. The Ice Dragon walked in, suspicious of our cave. He looked young, probably around 2 years old or so. Even so, I still had the intent to kill him if he made any wrong moves. He stopped. His icy breath leaked out of his mouth, chilling my scales. Flexing his claws, he said. “Who’s there.” I snuckup behind him, and shoved him onto the ground. All of his breath was knocked out, and I restrained him. Typhoon had to clamp his snout shut, or else he would freeze my limbs off. “No sudden movements, or else you get it.” I warned him. He smiled eerily. I shuddered at that. I hypnotized him with my eyes. He tried to resist it, but couldn't. He blinked and twitched several times before giving in. “Talk.” Vesta said. Without control over his body, he confesses. “I am Glacies of the Ice Nation. I have been sent here to create a blizzard and ambush approaching dragons in the area. I sensed this cave would be a good place to hide. There are more of my kind coming as we speak.” “Hmph. And why were you sent to ambush other dragons?” Typhoon questioned. “That I do not know. I do not question the queen’s orders.” Glacies replied. “Did you hear that? It sounds like dragon wings approaching from the North… oh no. Quickly, everyone get in your hiding areas!” I said. Quick as a whistle, we all got into hiding places. Glacies collapsed on the ground, unconscious. I felt a little sorry for him. The sounds were getting closer. Four of them they arrived outside of the cave entrance. They walked in, and jumped back when they saw Glacies lying on the floor. “Glacies…?” one of them said. One walked over to inspect him. “He’s still alive, but unconscious. An Exotic could have been here...” they said. It was quite dark in the cave, and the Ice Dragons don’t have an advanced form of night vision. We took advantage of the situation, and knocked all of them out. So now we have 5 dragons in our cave, not knowing what to do. The blizzard stopped. A long moment of silence passed as we looked at each other with puzzled expressions on our faces. “So… now what?” Eos said breaking the silence. “I think we should look for a new hiding spot, that’s what.” I suggested. They all stared at me like I was crazy. “Are you kidding? Leave this cave we searched so hard for?” replied Typhoon, shaking his head. “It’s been discovered by the Ice Dragons. Before you know it, they’ll have 20 dragons scouting the area.” Vesta said. I could already hear distant wingbeats. “Look. I know this is a hard decision, but we need to do something. There are already more dragons approaching. We need to take action now before it’s too late.” All but Typhoon nodded their heads. “Fine.” he muttered. We quickly scurried out of the cave, and flew towards a nearby hiding spot that we made sure we had in case of emergency. It was well hidden, so no one could find it. We peeked our heads out to see more Ice Dragons approaching. They too stopped at the cave entrance. An elder dragon, that looked about 11-13 years of age, stepped forward to investigate the scene. -- That's the farthest I got.
It was Friday, the 13. February. John's been driving his car. And crashed. Into a tree. And died. Well f*ck. The End.
