It was only 10:30 P.M. at night, and I got home with a burning head. I got fired from my job... and I saw... a chair standing in front of my door. I wonder what it was doing. I walked up to her and I said... "who are you?"
The chair didn't say anything, but I knew what she was talking about... she got sat on and somebody farted on her.....

I knew what I had to do... I had to chase down the man who sat on her, until the very end of my life...
so I searched for him and after two months, I couldn't find him.

I said sorry to the Wooden Chair, she cried, and I cried too.


Then I realize... I was the one who sit on her.



LOLOLOLOLOL GET GOOD SKRUBS.

10/10 BEST STORY I EVER HEARD






LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

no chairs were harmed in the making of this video.

 

This is the best story ever. This needs to be published into a book! :t:

 

thx c:

 

#1 Story of 2016

 

:D

 

Awesome story :D
Someone publish this into a book immediately, we need people to read it :D

 

ur right :O

 

cool story, needs more dragons, I mean sloths

 

You should become a writer.

 

I cried so much. Thankyou for this beautiful masterpiece, I can only hope you carry on writing. ;)

 

GOOD IDEA!!!

 

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