Do you want to become someone's hero? Do you want to learn how to save people? Then this is not for you! 1. To become a hero, you are going to need muscles. It's really easy and all you have to do is grab a marker and write the word, "muscles" on your chest. Now you have muscles, but if you want to go a step further grab a camera, put your upper arm on your kneecap, and then say cheese. 2. To become a hero, you need a power. Of course, you can choose common ones like heat vision, but to become a hero you need something original... like... like... a... tool. So it's simple, what I brought is Batarang, Rupulsors, Lantern Ring, and a duck. I came up with these weapons myself and if I put my weapons' names together... I get... Bat-Rupul-Ring-Duck. BatRupulRingDuck. 3. Now that I mentioned names, you need a good name, it has to be long and catchy, like mine: SuperCoolAwesomePowerfulAmazingIntelligentSmartStrongHotSuperHero 4. You need a girl that you are going to save (or if you are a girl, then you need to find a guy to save). For me, I am going to save my teacher from school because school is just horrible. I'm such an awesome hero! Fantasy: Teacher: Save meh from this crappy school! Me: *swoops in* Teacher: Yay! Reality: Teacher: Alright, class I need you to open up in your math not- Me: *swoops in* Teacher: You ****, how am I going to get money to buy ducks? 5. You need glasses. Why? If you have a job, and you need to go save somebody at work, take off your glasses at work and fly away. Nobody will notice that you are the superhero if you wear glasses.
