hello my sexy little pickles im dr.seaman and im here to give you advice if ur facing any problemos so just comment down beeelow and i will do my magic

 

okay so you need to eat your sister then the problemo will be solved.

 

My brother's an idiot.

 

people keep callin me phat and i cri everytime pls help lord popper ;-;

 

u feed him many sausages and soon he will get batter

 

people are just peanut butter and jelly that you have bigger boobies than them, dont cri bro its gunja bee alright

 

Can't I just kill him

 

My neighbours dog barks at me pls halp sir popper

 

PopperZ the counselor :D I like it xD

 

popperz, I've been really depressed lately as I couldn't get the lid off of the cookie jar.. Can u help me pls

 

The lights on my Christmas tree are blinking.

 

if it is a small dog feed it burnt hotdogs and it will pur like a zebra

 

you go to that fricken jar and destroy then claim your territory by peeing on it

 

I have a dog who keeps cutting and trying to hang himself, what should I do babe?

 

your house is hanted get a prostate exam

 

ur dog has hit puberty it's very normal let it try to commit suicide, if you notice any black makeup on your dog burn all your paper towels