funny pick up lines xD

post your best pick up lines that you can think of down below xD

 

" @Nanurz "
Ladies ladies please calm down

 

Is that a banana in my pants or am I just happy to see yooou.

 

"Are you an angel because you look like you hit the floor pretty hard when you fell down from heaven"
"That was not smooth. At all."
"ik i was calling u ugly"

 

Are we socks? Because we'd make a great pair.

 

Were you born on a farm? because you sure do know how to raise a

 

its a edgy joke. just what mineverse needs

 

are you a toaster? because i can get my [Edited] stuck in you.

 

i dont get it

 

lol neither do I

 

When I'm an astronaut my first mission will be to Uranus.

Hehehehehehehehe

 

Do you have a phone, I gotta call and tell mommy I found the love of my loife

 

I'm a firefighter, I like them hot and leave them wet.

 

Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!

:>

 

me :you remind of all 20 letters in the alphabet
her: isnt there 27?
me: oh i forgot u r a q t
her: thats 26 letters
me: you can have the D later
hahha my older brother tryed this one and it worked on a girl ._.

 

1) 20 letters
2) Add "u" "r" "a" "q" "t" = 25

 

You make my software turn into hardware!

 

I have a penis