Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Here's how this game works.

Somebody complains about something being in their soup, and then the next poster gives a reason or way to fix it.
Example:
Me: Waiter! There's ice in my soup!
Next person:Then melt it in the microwave.
Waiter there's a gameboy in my soup.
Another person: Clean it, fix it and it's yours.

I'll begin.

Waiter there's a knife in my soup!

 

Just stab all your friends.

Waiter, there is a -edit- in my soup.

 

0.0

 

Theres a weenie in my soup!

 

You accept that weenie in your soup. You accept it and you like it.

Waiter, there's a rogue Justin Bieber in my soup! D:

 

Say "Baby, baby, baby EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" kdone with my horrible puns

Waiter there is a slime ball in my soup!

 

Give it to Jordan.

Waiter There's a wild Beldum in my soup!

 

Ask your waitor for new soup cuz idk what that is

Waitor there's a president in my sooouppp

 

It's a pokemon.

 

Capture it will a poke ball

Waiter, there's my personality in my soup

 

Drink it to regain it or drink someone else's to act like them.

Waiter, there's an umbrella in my soup!

 

Take the umbrella out, clean it (or not), and whack somebody with it.

Waiter, there's a @Pile_of_Butts in my soup!

 

Eat em out like groceries

Waiter, there's death in my soup

 

Oh I must've mixed up your order with Justin Bieber's!

Waiter, there's a haboob in my soup! (google it)

 

RUN!!!

Waiter there's a dog in my soup!!

 

Pat it.


Waiter there's a Nuclear bomb in mah soup!!

 

Uhm, can you give it to me?? I need it.. for something.. >:D

Waiter, there's a butt in my soup

 

Add it to the pile.

Waiter, there's a drunk leprechaun in my soup!

 

Feed it beer and dance with it
Waiter, theres a @Channing in my soup

 

Kill it and throw in in the dumpster xD

Waiter, theres soup in my soup