I'm fed up with answering the door and finding out it's just someone wanting to sell me something or trying to convert me. "Please just stop. If I want your service, I'll come and get it. You make me miss parts of the tv show I'm watching, and coincidentally it's usually the important parts I miss."

 

What makes you think that we're coming to your door step?

 

I have a gate so lucky me.
Also:

 

You should hashtag that before someones swoops it up.

And I changed it so it's in quotes. So now you should understand it as I'm talking to the person who was at my door 8 hours ago trying to get me to let them in so they could check my appliances.

 

I feel your pain.. ||

 

I swear at them and slam the door ;)

 

If random people come to my door, and ring that fing music door bell.. My mums knife will actually have good use to ME.

 

I told one here religion was fake and based off mystic flying edited and witch craft. Fight me. Right now.

 

Probably the English from the olden days.. :P I know mah history bruh

 

I can just imagine you sleeping on your couch @Scorvix and someone just randomly knocks on your door. XD

 

Housekeeping

 

hot

 

I understand your feeling @Scorvix
When I'm doing my stuff on my laptop on a couch and heard someone banged into my doorstep, the first thing I do is "omg what the heck is that?" I scream I hit it with popcorn

 

If you come out with a gun they should stop coming to your house its a pretty easy solution in my opinion.

I hope this tutorial helped you :D

 

Answer the door with that face.

 

Ty I bought a water gun and painted it black

 

^

 

"Oh, our Holy Bible is the same as your Christian one!"

JW one: In the beginning GodS created the heavens & earth.

Christian: In the beginning God created the heavens & earth.

They lie to me with that all the time.

 

xD