Theminecraftcops moderator app

Hai every1. Me name is TheMinecraftCop. I am 16 years old and attend a high school in America (can't give the name away, the FBI search for me as we speak coz of my 1337 H4X0RZ skillz). I spend 14 hours a day on MineVerse since I am a no life who gets bullied at school. I hope u engoyed my intro bruhz

Your in-game name:
TheMinecraftCop

How old are you?
I just told you cunt

What timezone are you in?
Can't tell u the FBI are reading this :(

What country do you live in?
I SAID AMERICA 2 SECONDS AGO OFF.

What languages do you speak?
1 SP34K H4X0RZ and English (DUH).

Why do you think you should become a mod?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Well I can play basically any time, I play 14 hours a day 8 days a week! I get along with other moderators as we have much in common. For example, fryzigg and I are baes cuz we are both little fat bitches who get picked on! We also both are power hungry tyrants who use moderation as a weapon! Here is all me qualities in my facked up personality.

Homosexuality - I am highly attracted to men, as all other mineversers are. I already have a boyfriend BTW, so don't rape me!! (his name is _Elric).

Disrespesctful - I'm a very pissed off fat old nerd geek who gets pissed off at nothing! For example, IF I ever get killed in pvp (which is unlikely as I have nodus) I will be sure to ban them for the goodness of nerdkind!

Childish - If I don't get what I want I whip out my darkbooter and reak havic! The last time I wasn't accepted as a mod I banged my head against the wall til I broke my big ole glassesss HUE HUE HUE HUE.

Dumb - I am 16, and I almost can add 1+1! Me grammer is grwatr and so is mt wspelling Thats all I'm really good at lelel.

Ban-hammer happy - I always have that lil ban hammer in me hand ready to smack some stupid cunts over the head with! Especially people who don't get vip I hate non donators I HATE THEM I HATE THEM EFOSEFSEF as I was saying I can ban all the spammers and hackers and brazzers watchers and horny s like elric and advertisers and hackers liek daddyhf.

Untrustworthy - You can be sure to rely onb me as I will not stab you in the back! I won't steal ur money and I won'yt rape your mum and your dad and ect.

Depressed - When Im not swinging thje ban hammer around like most moderators I cut my wrists with knives! IT FEELS SIK M8! I LOVE TO CUT MESELF WOO WOWOWOO and I am sad as hell and the only goal I have is to have POWER ON MINEVERSE!

No experience - YWhat does moderatoer mean?

Never read the rules - Hackign and spawn killing is allowed right?
How long can you be active on the server everyday? I TOLD U STFU AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

How long have you been playing Mineverse?
Its my first dayt but I so wanna be mod on here !!!! MOD ME!

Have you ever been banned in the past?
69 times for haxing bruhhhh.

Do you have any past experience as a moderator?
I ALREADY ING TOLD YOU NO NO NO NO but everyone needs a first .

Which two servers would you like to moderate? (Recommended pick the two servers you play the most)
Fractions and oh pee.


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