4 word Stories!!!

4 Word Stories!

Simple rules, post 4 words that link to the sentence before. For example, I'll start.

Once apon a time,
(Then the next person,)
There was a squid,
(And the next,)
And he was ugly
(And so on and so on.)

Other regulations:
1. Be nice.
2. If there is a flame war, this thread is GONE.
3. Nothing else off topic.
4. Cussing not allowed, but most words like "Gay" and "Sex" are allowed. I WILL instantly stop the thread if I hear any rude comments.
5. Have fun!

When I think the story should end, I'll write the whole story here.

I'll start the story.

"Once upon a time..."

 

The world blew up

 

You should die

 

And Obama was alive

 

and assassinated Abraham Lincoln

 

But then tupac appeared

 

And pushed Obama off

 

Then kitty killed Abraham

 

Lincoln with extreme cuteness

 

But we didn't know

 

there was secretly a

 

Turtle named IDontEvenKnow and

 

And in return he...

 

Laid an egg on

 

Billy-Bob-Joe-Jr-The 3rd with a MPG

 

And my turtle shot

 

a four word story?

 

Said my drunk turtle

 

And then he farted,

 

and turned into an