Whats your best pickup line ?

But you have to agree with me, those previous jokes were bound to get out of hand real quick.

 

Oh they were already out of hand.
It is a pickup line thread though.
What I'm really saying here, is that multiple mods have commented here, and said nothing about the content, even adding to it.
It's one of those threads that are bound to get a little out of hand, and you can't really tell people not to, especially when mods didn't.
:p

 

I see your point now
Keep on going with you jokes now guys

 

Are u a pig lover?
Cause I am
and I want ur bacon baby ;)

 

Some of my choice favorites (not from my own imagination :>)

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
(I have a rant about this one, but I'll save it :t: )

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

And because I am so unbelievably fabulous, I found a section for.....MINECRAFT PICKUP LINES.
Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky

Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.

Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.

Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.

I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.

 

When life is hard release the weird!

 

Best pickup lines right there

 

"Dang girl, are you my appendix, because I'm not sure how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

 

Well, this isn't dirty...

 

Compared to some of the others in here, no it isn't dirty.

 

This one is alright...

Spoiler

Are you my homework... cause I wanna do you...

The next one is the most brilliant one i've come up with (lel)

Spoiler

Wanna have a kid?

This next one is the most epic pickup line in history... BEHOLD

Spoiler

I'll pay you five bucks

 

GG XD

 

XD I got a GF now thanks :D

 

Here is a good pickup line:

Ford

 

lol... no.

 

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

 

Hey bae are u a angle because I'm allergic to feathers


Also a asdf movie

 

Are you a magician? Because alaka-dayummm

 

mines in my native language?

 

Are you a charger?

Because when I plugged in, I had more energy inside

 

You just woke up a snorlax in my pants


My weedle just turned into a metapod

I forgot my library card but id like to check you out