Whats your best pickup line ?

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  1. [Titan]BigDoglegoman
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    To long xD
     
    [Titan]BigDoglegoman, Oct 18, 2014
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    I wish i could just ban u from this post
     
    jalal23q, Oct 18, 2014
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    You stole my gif from Skyblock. :(
     
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    Zambiana, Oct 18, 2014
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    I actually stole it from Blueb. I found it in an old thread, lol.
     
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    Who stole it from my profile. >_<
    [​IMG]

    Been there for 2 years lol
     
    Zambiana, Oct 18, 2014
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    o
     
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  7. jalal23q
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    No arguing guysss
     
    jalal23q, Oct 18, 2014
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  8. prince_planet_2
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    If only you were a computer, logging in would be the funnest part of the experience :P
     
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    prince_planet_2, Oct 18, 2014
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  9. Spice
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    "Herein is Scooter's poem for you Daisy. Here we go. Daisy, I like you a whole lot / More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot. / You are a diamond in the rough / Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff. / I will hang myself from my own tombstone / if within you, I cannot put my bone." - Scooter, Borderlands 2

    Me and Kyle went through (and found) found a nudie mag, a beautiful human-robot love time, a flower surrounded by blood, and a tombstone, then took pictures of it with a prosty's camera to use as "inspiration" for the above poem. Appreciate it, yo.


    If anyone wants to know how the lady reacted, she excused herself to her house, and I heard a revolver go off. I'm sure she's just unbelievably happy to score with such a young chap and shot a glass.

    Everybody's a critic.
     
    Spice, Oct 19, 2014
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    Hey, did you fall from Heaven? You're hairs a mess girl.
     
    Tayarific_, Oct 19, 2014
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    Best pickup line/poem thing ever, amirite? Or amirite.
     
    Spice, Oct 19, 2014
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    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
     
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    Boy:There's 21 letters in the alphabet right
    Girl:Actually there's 26
    Boy:Oh yeah I always forget U,R,A,Q,T
     
    The_Professiniol, Oct 19, 2014
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    Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?
    Because you are Be Au Ti... full


    Are you made from Copper and Tellurium?
    Because you are Cu Te...
     
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    The_Professiniol, Oct 19, 2014
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  15. prince_planet_2
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    ...what?
     
    prince_planet_2, Oct 19, 2014
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  16. XGHOSTxSHADOWX
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    Hey girl did u get those pants on sale because there a 100% off at my place

    these corny pickup lines doh
     
    XGHOSTxSHADOWX, Oct 19, 2014
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    I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight :t:
     
    jarroy, Oct 19, 2014
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  18. prince_planet_2
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    XD
    Yeaha, that's what I'm talking about
     
    prince_planet_2, Oct 19, 2014
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    Hahaha oh god these Pick up lines..

    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'
     
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    Daddy, Oct 19, 2014
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  20. prince_planet_2
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    This thread is just getting better and better, did you see the one I did above? XD it's near the top of the page
     
    prince_planet_2, Oct 19, 2014
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