My child was doing a school play, the bottle of glue filled with blood is for props, and so is the letter An assault rifle, An insane man, and lastly, a sword
I was going hunting I'm sending him to the hospital I'm training for SAO tonight. :> An axe A knife A metal bat
okie so, I was training for hand to hand combat, as I have received death threats since I was a child.
I'm Paul Bunyan. I'm Paul Bunyan as a Boy Scout. I'm Paul Bunyan whose Boy Scout schedule often interferes with my baseball practices - which always get changed last minute - so I always keep my bat in the car just in case. Items: A bucket of water in Hellblock. Nubcrew's head with a book next to it titled Archery for Dummies. Two metal plates suspended exactly a Plank's distance apart from each other, connected to a Anti-Matter/Matter Generator, and on the phone with some idiot trying to fly a plane into a Kerr Black Hole - who just "happens" to have an identically situated metal plate getting charged thingy, and him telling me if he should detonate the rocket at the Black Hole's epicenter or not. P.S. I am a nerd, and the above setup would cause quantum fluctuations whilst ripping the fabric of space-time, causing a massive wave of pure energy from Matter/Anti-Matter mixtures which would evaporate into an infinite number of parallel universe, annulate any and all parallel universes (including our 6th dimensional universal counterpart) which will then cause and infinite number of universes to rematerialize and use enough energy such that an infinite amount of electrons across an infinite amount of universes which contain an infinite amount of dimensions to slow down to the point of separate nuclei touching creating immense gravitational fluctuations who's wild energy will ricochet accros an infinite amount of dimensions in infinitesimal time, which will cause our current 4-dimensional universe to conjoin with every other universe, which will create such heat (10 to the 32 trillion kelvins) such that gravity, weak/strong nuclear forces and light will be united in such a state as to make a "unified field theory" "solvable" and create a 10-dimensional universe with finite dimensions (10), which will cause supersymmetry across "marble" and "wood" to become united, which will cause supersymmetry to form, and then Einstein's quest for a "unified field theory" will be complete! Oh yeah, and the entire human race all be killed in the progress...... Oh well!
1. potato 2. 100000000000000 dollars 3.whinne the poo cop pulls me over because kidnapped whinne the poo i bribe him with all mah molah
potato for my dinner Well the money cuz you all know I'm so sexy and rich whine the poo cuz I want his honey Items: Dora the explorer A machine gun omie2001 having sex with a naked stripper ;)
1. Dora the explorer because she need a place to explore and she explored the back of my car (LOL) 2. Machine Gun because @omie2001 shot it in the air, and in morse code that meant 'I need someone' 3. @omie2001 having sex with a naked stripper because some sexy naked stripper knew what the morse code was and well, starting have sex because they both liked each other (and @omie2001 was ALLLLLLLL over her LOL) Items: Prince_planet kissing a sexy naked model petrol and a lighter explosives
1. I was practicing for my date. 2. I was trying to put petrol in my car and a lighter was on the floor and I thought it was useful. 3. Explosives, well, why not? I want to explode you. :3 Items: 1. A Princess 2. A gun 3. Nicki Minaj
1) A portal gun. why you might ask..police got non of dem ;) 2)The cat with nine tails to whip the something :> (when i go AGRO:mad 3)A box with infinite wishes
portal gun cuz I was so awesome I need to travel cat with nine tails: got him out of cat dimension 50 wishes for me to get girls and rule the world Items: 1Bob the builder kissing Dora the explorer 2 @omie2001 3. a strip pole inside ur car
1. Bob the builder kissing Dora because Bob wanted to "build" and Dora thought that maybe being explored would be more interesting than exploring. 2. Omie2001 because I was being nice and needed to take him to the insane asylum or having waaaayyyyy to much pervertedness in his head ._. 3. Who said it was a stripper pole, its a Mapole! Items: A bucket of water in Hellblock. Nubcrew's head with a book next to it titled Archery for Dummies. Two metal plates suspended exactly a Plank's distance apart from each other, connected to a Anti-Matter/Matter Generator, and on the phone with some idiot trying to fly a plane into a Kerr Black Hole - who just "happens" to have an identically situated metal plate getting charged thingy, and him telling me if he should detonate the rocket at the Black Hole's epicenter or not. P.S. I am a nerd, and the above setup would cause quantum fluctuations whilst ripping the fabric of space-time, causing a massive wave of pure energy from Matter/Anti-Matter mixtures which would evaporate into an infinite number of parallel universe, annulate any and all parallel universes (including our 6th dimensional universal counterpart) which will then cause and infinite number of universes to rematerialize and use enough energy such that an infinite amount of electrons across an infinite amount of universes which contain an infinite amount of dimensions to slow down to the point of separate nuclei touching creating immense gravitational fluctuations who's wild energy will ricochet accros an infinite amount of dimensions in infinitesimal time, which will cause our current 4-dimensional universe to conjoin with every other universe, which will create such heat (10 to the 32 trillion kelvins) such that gravity, weak/strong nuclear forces and light will be united in such a state as to make a "unified field theory" "solvable" and create a 10-dimensional universe with finite dimensions (10), which will cause supersymmetry across "marble" and "wood" to become united, which will cause supersymmetry to form, and then Einstein's quest for a "unified field theory" will be complete! Oh yeah, and the entire human race all be killed in the progress...... Oh well! P.S.S. Someone will have to answer this sooner or later!
1. A bucket of water in hellblock because a hacker threw it at me. 2. Noobcrew was trying to take archery lessons 3. A incredibly stupid idiot trying to kill himself and someone with him. My Items 1. An Overgrown Cactus and An Ant on it. 2. A diamond sword with bane of arthropods X. 3. A turtle with a gun.
1)An over grown cactus with an ant on it because the ant was opening the overgrown cactus for water:cp: 2)A diamond sword with bane of athropods X so i can kill the police man's dog :t: 3)A turtle with a gun so that it kills the polluters 1)A horse to ride in the Melbourne cup :> 2)A fan to keep me from getting hot and also to make the officers voice sound funny :stoned: 3)100 dollars (self explanitory) The cat with nine tails isnt a cat :L this is what it is
Officer I an explain. I had the iPhone 6 so I could call @Alix I had Almarobb so I could murder her viciously. No need to be suspicious at all. I had a dogs tooth because my dog had just been at the dentist so I was selling his tooth so I could buy more drugs :t: Items you have: A bag full of money with a sticker on it saying "For the weed" A gun with blood on the handle. A childs underwear. Good luck <3
I have a dress so I could use it as a Halloween costume. The princess came over to me because she loved me. I thought a hat would go well with the dress. A pair of glasses 1000 bucks Me. :D
I wanted to fight something desperately... I needed an idea how I could renovate my house... Sorry @AlmaRobb ... It had a 70% DISCOUNT!!! A anvil A newborn A robber
