Share your FML moments!

Well..... I was like 9 years old and I was at Walmart and idk why suddenly I was looking at a barbie and when I look for my mom she wasn't there.... I got in panic and starting running on Walmart and screaming "MOM MOM WHERE ARE YOU" and I went to the client service and they called my mom through the speaker. And yeah that was a really big fml moment....

 

My Mate Picked Up My Bag Me Ipad Fell Out Ha

 

Mine was when i was on the playground in 1st grade. Some kid pushed me and i fell down. And there were woodchips on the ground ;-; I was crying XD

 

Jadey! Hi!

 

Oh god... This might not be an FML moment, but...
"I hate rainbow looms! They are so confusing!"
5 seconds later...
le me, engrossed in making a rainbow loom...

I have another one! In Minecraft PE, when I was playing multiplayer with my cousin,
I wanted to craft wood planks, but I crafted 10 crafting tables. Why, Minecraft, Why?

 

Mine was last spring break, I went to italy and it was my last day in venice,

So you know how venice is made of water right? Well, me and my friend were talking about how funny it would be if you derped and fell in, because there are no rails to block you from the water.

Well, like 5 seconds after I said "what are the chances? XP", some old guy was walking his dog, and his dog slipped, and made the owner fall in. Me and my friend freaked out, we were in italy and we didnt speak italian, so we just went crazy flapping out arms like derpy birds saying "Help" Policia!", and some guy was like "these guys high". And came over to check it out. He called for help and got a bunch of ppl from the street to help. When they tried to save him, he pulled up his dog and gave it to them lol, dogs first :P
Then, after they pulled him out, the guy walked up and down the street 10 times and left.
lol.

 

What are the chances? *falls in the water*

 

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OMG O_O

 

Going to greentext it, as it's easier.

>playing soccer
>get hit in the chest with a ball
>hit head on the goalpost
>wake up sometime later
>cannot breathe, gasping for air
>teacher panics and calls an ambulance
>stand up look around then collapse
>slipped into a coma
>wake up a week later
>don't remember any of this, was told by my mum/class mates
tl;dr soccer almost killed me.

>near a pool
>I cannot actually swim
>some kid pushed me in
>cannot push myself up
>fall underwater
>splashing furiously to get someones attention
>kinda just drowning here
>some girl sees me and picks me
>she saves me while the lifeguard does nothing
>thank her and never go near pools again

 

holy crap

 

When I was 8 or so, me and my family went to Jamberoo (some Australian waterpark) in Summer. There is this massive ride there that we were about to go on right, I got scared and refused to go on. Guess what happens next? The lifeguard or whatever pushes me down it... I was screaming all though out it, yea...

 

Another FML Moment.

I was 9 or 10.
I did a headstand on my bed
I fell forward
I landed on the rail thing or whatever that the bed had
I literally screamed out in pain
I looked at where I hit myself
There was a pretty purple spot.

So basically I killed a huge spot of blood cells ._.

 

BUMP

 

I had one of those little 12 volt Jeeps when I was 6 or 7 and I road it with out my dad knowing one day. So I went in the street and drove really far away and the battery died so I sat there and cried because I couldn't find my way back. The cops eventually found me.

 

Ok so when I was around 5-6 ( I think) I was out riding my bike with my parents and for whatever reason I was to busy watching my shadow from my bike then looking straight forward to see whats ahead and I ram right into the back of some guys truck (parked)

 

Lol

 

MY BROTHER WAS BORN