A; Because no other fat guy hops in a sleigh and whips reindeer to deliver presents to little infants. Q; Is meatloaf considered meatbroc if you shove broccoli in the center and poop a banana?
A: Yes, If you stick a banana into it. Q: Can someone eat a squiggle and then shove a fridge into a oven for the squiggle to cook?
A: BEcause hu-manitee is stupid. Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A; Because if you think about waffles then your shoes won't fly. Q; If I take a donkey and shove it in my canelope, will it taste like nipples?