[forum game] Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer

Uncle bobby J

If Apple made a car would it have Windows?

 

It would have Windows8
Q: if Google boguht bing, How much better would life be?

 

Lol

Why?

 

Because life is weird.

Q: Why is my soul broken?

 

A: I love cats!

Q: Do all the member's have butt cheeks?

 

No

Why?

 

A; Because I hump rabbits.
Q; Can I suck a guitar string for a potato waxing in New York?

 

Cause its life
Why is Santa Santa

 

A; Because no other fat guy hops in a sleigh and whips reindeer to deliver presents to little infants.
Q; Is meatloaf considered meatbroc if you shove broccoli in the center and poop a banana?

 

A: No its pizza.
Q: Can goldfish be a pizza?

 

A: Yes, If you stick a banana into it.
Q: Can someone eat a squiggle and then shove a fridge into a oven for the squiggle to cook?

 

A; THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
Q: Can there be a lion on my head?

 

Ofcourse a banana will taste like an apple
Q: How come the world is a rectangle?

 

A: BEcause hu-manitee is stupid.
Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

7
Why do people say hi?

 

because pizza.
Why is the moon made of cheese?

 

A: Because Potatoes where born
Q: Why Do flowers smell like babies?

 

A;because, babies are flowers in disguise *gasp* conspiracy

Q;Why are apes so bloodthirsty?

 

A; Because if you think about waffles then your shoes won't fly.

Q; If I take a donkey and shove it in my canelope, will it taste like nipples?

 

A; that's messed up...

Q; how are babies made?