should mineverse give out free titan?

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  1. Gang
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    I would agree with this idea ;) @CypriotMerks IGN: NewMemes hmu
     
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    Hmm…. How can I help you understand? Hmm….

    Oh wait… I have an idea…. Yeah…. This may work…



    Once upon a time in a Mega Tiaga forest name MineVerse, lived a family of three little bunnies. A daddy bunny, who was wise, swift, and had big ears. A mommy bunny, who knew where all that tasty morsels were within the forest, and who could hop farther than any other bunny; ever! And a little itty bitty bunny who was named Pearl. Now the itty bitty bunny had this over active imagination about how all the animals of the forest will someday give her all their most valuable treasures such as GOLD, titan ranks, and all the other goodies that she could dream of. The little bunny thought for sure that everyone else would be so tired of their treasures that they would enjoy giving the little bunny all of their most favorite possessions. Mommy bunny tried to tell the itty bitty bunny that it’s not nice to demand everyone’s treasures and GOLD, that they have worked hard to earn them. But the itty bitty bunny did not understand and just kept saying that everyone would love to have free titan ranks and that she would even love to have GOLD. Mommy bunny did not know how tell the itty bitty bunny that when you work hard to earn your treasures, that you can actually enjoy them more since they were so difficult to get and then you are more likely to take better care of them. The itty bitty bunny stopped her fluffy feet and said “no, I want free titan ranks and GOLD!” She stomped some more and said “GIVE ME GOLD!”

    That was when daddy bunny hopped in to the little den that was carved out of a hillside, nestled by some mossy stones. “My little itty bitty bunny, come over here.” Daddy bunny said that he was starting to hear from the parents of some of the itty bitty bunny's friends about how badly she was treating her friends. He said “my little itty bitty bunny, you cannot demand that your friends must always give you gold. For one, they don’t have gold. Secondly, that blue friend of yours was really hurt so badly when you declared that they were not your friend just because they used the words ‘moot point’ in a sentence.” Daddy bunny patted the itty bitty bunny on the head and gave her a little hug, and continued…. “you need to be a little less critical with your friends since they are really trying to be kind and sometimes they don’t understand how you make up wild stories. They think you are serious.”

    “But daddy,” said the itty bitty bunny in a slightly upset voice, “but it’s all my stupid garbage! They should not question my day dreams or my rants. Daddy! I… WANT… GOLD!” The itty bitty bunny started to cry. “Daddy why can’t you make all my friends give me their gold? Why can’t you make that MineVerse place give me my free titan rank? I’ve been asking for them for so long so I don’t know why I still don’t have them!”

    “Oh my little itty bitty bunny,” says mommy bunny, “it just does not work that way out in the real forest.” Mommy bunny and daddy bunny looked very concerned with the itty bitty bunny.

    “But I don’t understand! Nothing you have been telling me makes any sense. Could you please paraphrase it for me?”

    Mommy bunny and daddy bunny tried to explain it all again.

    “I still don’t understand” said the sleepy itty bitty bunny. “No! No I don't understand! GIVE ME GOLD!” she cried out.

    Mommy bunny was lovingly holding the itty bitty bunny and was saying, “It’s time to wake up my little itty bitty bunny. You have been having a bad dream.” The itty bitty bunny was waking up. “There you go, calm down now. You have been having a bad dream.” Said mommy bunny as she lovingly kissed the itty bitty bunny on one of her long floppy ears.

    The itty bitty bunny opened her eyes and yawned. She looked around and saw she was having a bad dream after all. She blinked a few times, looked around a few more times, and the looked lovingly up at her mother bunny and said, “Mommy you won’t believe the silly dream I had. I was wanting the MineVerse forest to give us all free titan ranks and I was demanding all my friends to give me all their gold.” The itty bitty bunny started to laugh and roll around on the floor of their den. “Mommy can you believe I expected everyone to give me gold? I mean talk about a moot point since none of us critters living in this forest has any gold!”

    Mommy bunny and daddy bunny joined their little itty bitty bunny in the laughter.

    And they all lived happily ever after.
     
  3. Ant_Pearl
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    tl;dr
     
  4. Comboz
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    would be a bit unfair to people who payed would it not
     
  5. Ant_Pearl
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    no because they would still have titan so they are not losing anything
     
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    Now why did you dislike my comment? I have yet to give any of your interesting posts a dislike or any negative ratings. :( I thought you even said we were friends in a round-about-way (at least you never said we wern't when I asked for clarification). AND... I even made up a really neat bed-time story too. Hmm... not too fair. :(

    Technically we would be losing what ever we paid for to get those ranks. And it won't just be titans that would lose out, it will be all donors across the board.

    Oh btw... did you want a free titan rank? If titan is out of the question, how about god, would you want a free one? I mean just wondering...
     
  7. Dizzy
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    Wtf is this thread, literally just wondering around the forums and found this... like wtf lol
     
  8. Ant_Pearl
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    only the most brilliant thread you'll ever see
    god rank sucks
     
  9. Gang
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    Yeah my god rank sucks...
     
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    Well, I don't play on the server anymore but honestly it depends on the value of Titan itself.

    Back when I played MV Titan was like the god out of all gods, but maybe the value of it became lower?

    If it isn't something that's really special I guess it should be free or a least 10$ or something.
     
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    Other than the fact that paid Titans would have wasted $250
     
  12. NoHaxJusNarwhalz
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    Yeah, I hate it how the people who get Titan are the people who buy it.
     
  13. Ant_Pearl
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    FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
     
  14. AERIOLL
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    Well i dont know if thats possible, due the to EULA, but maybe, they changed the top voters to MVP used to be Titan
     
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  16. Ant_Pearl
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    cuz u dont know what eula is
     
  17. i_am_youtuber
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    Wait is this a serious thread? If so i'm laughing my (Censor) off...
     
  18. BigDave
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    Cyp literally said "F*ck the eula" so that's why we have kits again.
    I still stand for the fact that if everyone got free titan, then everyone who paid just lost $250.
    HOWEVER if we get refunds for ranks we bought then I wouldn't care. I guess I'll just watch Mineverse crash and burn with titan hackers that can't lose.
     
  19. Ant_Pearl
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    suck my schlong
     
  20. SavageTM
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    I got free titan why should you get free titan
     

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