The Pun Game

I don't trust stairs; they're always up to something. :p

 

Now i'm board.

Get it? MWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

 

I'm a dog! that's racist :p
I told someone a chemistry joke once. I didn't get any reaction.

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on

 

How does it get turned on while you are turning your clothes off?


I know, I am turning myself away from being funny right now. AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

 

One chap said, "I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith." And the other chap said, "Well, whats the name of his other leg?"

lol its from mp

 

Are u sure? Because we are all not sure.

 

huh?

 

That's why I am always not sure.

 

I am just confused now

 

Well maybe you should slam your brain, because I just slammed the door on ya.

 

I'm selling a little dead budgie on eBay and Amazon.
Red winged and a bright orange peck,
Although I must say it expensive and not going cheep!