Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Basically as the title says.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

Keep it appropriate please.

 

Who am I?

 

you're my maid right?

 

false?

 

What is a bike?

 

Something that has 2 legs and can run like a cow on a horse o_o

 

Where do babies come from?

 

Well, there's this big explosion. Then these baskets with babies come floating down to mother's houses, then they eat the babies, then they're born in the hospital.

 

I have 6 apples. I give one to @Pile and 5 to @Dyna_Mighty Pile gets mad and demotes me. I take back her apple and split it in 4's. I give 2 quarters to @CypriotMerks and I eat whats left. The apple was 19cm In diameter and had a circumference of 2πr. How many planets are in the solar system?

 

Uhhhh...... TWENTY FOUR

 

How can I walk on the sun

 

With frozen boots of course.

How do you walk?

 

With these things called door knobs

 

How many light bulbs did it take to light the sun?

Just a reminder (I forgot too) put your own question at the bottom of your post.

 

It takes 7 because that's how many cheese sticks I ate today

If I punch @Linux 87 times what color is the sky

 

Triangle.

What is the maximum velocity of a cat if he is driving a toaster?

 

1037274

If i am wearing a red color shirt, what color am i wearing

 

Triceratops

Why was I ever promoted

 

Because you were a tiger

Why am i a head builder on a server?

 

Cause you are stackerjr

Why am I on this server?