Just a thread of daily jokes Won't be that good ;-; Yo Mama jokes aren't meant to be offensive and not pointed at anyone. It's supposed to not be taken seriously. Day 1: A farmer had 196 horses. When he rounded them up he had 200. How did this happen? Spoiler: Answer Mathematics rounding Day 2: Yo Mama so fat, when she fell down the stairs I wasn't laughing, but the stairs were cracking up. Day 3: Can a ninja throw a star? Spoiler: Answer Shur-he-can Day 4: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Spoiler: Answer Ten-tickles Day 5: When do you stop at green and go at red? Spoiler: Answer When you're eating a watermelon. Day 6: What runs but never walks? Spoiler: Answer Water
I have a good one. a knight went to a town on friday. he left 3 days later on friday. How is this possible?? His horses name was friday
What's big grey and doesn't matter? It's irrelephant What did mario say to peach when they split up? It's not you it's a-me Mario.
Day 2 is now made: Yo Mama so fat, when she fell down the stairs I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
1. If it takes 12 men 12 days to dig 12 holes, how many men does it take to dig 1/2 a hole? 2. How many apples can you put in an empty basket? 3. Two boys were playing chess. Each boy played five games, and each boy won five games. Neither of them quit, had a tie, or lost. How is this possible? Spoiler: Answers 1. You can't dig half a hole. 2. One, then it's not empty. 3. They weren't playing each other.
Forgot yesterday :/ Day 3: Can a ninja throw a star? Spoiler: Answer Shur-he-can Day 4: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Spoiler: Answer Ten-tickles Keep smiling, enjoy
