Just a thread of daily jokes
Won't be that good ;-;
Yo Mama jokes aren't meant to be offensive and not pointed at anyone. It's supposed to not be taken seriously.
Day 1:
A farmer had 196 horses. When he rounded them up he had 200. How did this happen?

Spoiler: Answer

Mathematics rounding

Day 2: Yo Mama so fat, when she fell down the stairs I wasn't laughing, but the stairs were cracking up.
Day 3: Can a ninja throw a star?

Spoiler: Answer

Shur-he-can

Day 4: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Spoiler: Answer

Ten-tickles

Day 5: When do you stop at green and go at red?

Spoiler: Answer

When you're eating a watermelon.

Day 6: What runs but never walks?

Spoiler: Answer

Water

 

Oml xD
Loving it xD

 

Booooo

 

there something we need to talk about here

 

I have a good one.
a knight went to a town on friday. he left 3 days later on friday. How is this possible??


His horses name was friday

 

GODLY JOKES

 

I already knew this one :(

 

What's big grey and doesn't matter? It's irrelephant

What did mario say to peach when they split up? It's not you it's a-me Mario.

 

His horse was called Friday.

 

This is the perfect place for @Hilary Clinton

 

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little hoarse!

 

please stop ik ur like 8 years old blueman but pls no

 

I like to have encourage mint from my friends.

 

Horse is called Friday

 

Day 2 is now made: Yo Mama so fat, when she fell down the stairs I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

 

1. If it takes 12 men 12 days to dig 12 holes, how many men does it take to dig 1/2 a hole?

2. How many apples can you put in an empty basket?

3. Two boys were playing chess. Each boy played five games, and each boy won five games. Neither of them quit, had a tie, or lost. How is this possible?

Spoiler: Answers

1. You can't dig half a hole.
2. One, then it's not empty.
3. They weren't playing each other.

 

That's a riddle, not a joke. :/

 

This.. This is way too far!

 

Forgot yesterday :/
Day 3: Can a ninja throw a star?

Spoiler: Answer

Shur-he-can

Day 4: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh

Spoiler: Answer

Ten-tickles

Keep smiling, enjoy

 

These puns are too much.