Would You Rather?

Lava because im too hot
(hot dam)

would you rather be a master at all instruments or have supreme intellect

 

Supreme intellect.

Would you rather start you life over or continue it?

 

continue it because im too lazy to start it over

Wood you rather be a farmer or a tree

 

a tree, because i'm too lazy to work.
would you rather to vote me as president or trump as president?

 

trump as president so I can see him get assassinated

would you rather yes or no

 

i am better as president tbh

 

nut steying 0n t0p1c, ez ban

 

i em too awsom fur a ban m9

 

scr00bl0rd pl3s, i ben u enyd3y all d3y

 

'butt' i was nut benned jestardey

 

ah bet i m m0r m1g n0w

 

would u rather catch Pikachu or Pichu

 

Pichu (adorable as heck :3)

Would you rather have 'mad world' or 'never gonna give you up' stuck in your head for the rest of eternity?

 

never gonna give you up

Would you rather get buried alive or thrown in a giant pool with scorpions?

 

buried alive.. it would probably hurt less

Would you rather have a pet unicorn or be a unicorn?

 

be an unicorn ofc :3

Would your rather try to escape from 10 hippos or 10 rhinos?

 

10 hippos.. I don't feel like being impaled anytime soon

Would you rather give up WiFi or the ability to smell?

 

WiFi.

Would you rather eat poop that's actually ice-cream, or eat ice-cream that's actually poop?

 

Poop that's actually icecream? I have no idea what this means but I guess if it's just icecream then who cares xD

Would you rather be an elephant or a giraffe?

 

Giraffe, they've got too much swag and sexiness.

Would you rather choke or drown?