Would You Rather?

Friends and no money
Would you rather eat hippo poop or elephant poop?

 

I would be dead either way!
No brain xD

No money or no house

 

No Money

Would you rather have one life that lasts 1000 years or 10 lives that only last 100 years?

 

40Ft, just because you can walk to other places quickly.

Would you rather eat a carrot or eat a potato?

 

Carrot

Tennis or golf

 

Tennis.

Tractor or Potato?

 

If you mean eat ^
I would rather eat a potato

Would you rather Lick a prisoners foot or eat moldy cheese

 

Eat a damn molty cheese damn...

Won't have to sleep anymore, or won't have to eat anymore?

 

Won't have to sleep anymore.
Would you rather to slap your dad's or your mom's ?

 

Yes.
Would you rather evolve to a Pikachu or a Mudkip?

 

Pikachuuu

Would you rather have an invisible cloak or lazer eyez

 

Lazer Eyes

Would you rather have no TV or no Computer/Laptop?

 

No TV, I could just watch shows and movies on the computer.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

 

Deaf

Would you rather Have FREE Cable Tv for 5 years
or change tv channels by blinking

 

tv channels by blinking.

would u rather have Netflix or Stan

 

Netflix

Would you rather have a pet hydra or a pet roc (look it up)

 

Hydra.
Would you rather have me or me.