Sexual identification

Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of calling Alex a stupid n***r. People say to me that a person being a garden gnome is impossible and I’m f***ng cancer but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a retarded beanie, 30 buckets of popcorn and a goatee on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Keemstar” and respect my right to get roight into the news. If you can’t accept me you’re a dramaphobe and need to check your internet drama privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

You are Keemstar! i thought Killer Nanurz was Keemstar!! One of you are fake :p

 

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Closing this.