I wanna hear some funny jokes because I'm bored. I got one of my own. But it is dark. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Thought that was funny because of the simplicity of it. Well u guessed wrong. This joke is actually a suicide joke because the chicken wanted to kill himself by getting hit by a car to get to 'the other side' meaning the afterlife or heaven. Ha this joke will forever be in your head as a suicide joke. Anyways, get some dank jokes runnnnnnning.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. :P Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. :P
Finally Where did Mary go after the explosions? ....everywhere Knock knock Who's there Europe Europe who? No you're a poo What has 3 balls and flies through space? E.t the extra testical
Here is a series of jokes. Without one of the series, the jokes doesn't work. Make sure you get it! Question 1: In a plane, there is 200 bricks. One of the bricks fall out of the plane. How many bricks are left? Spoiler: Answer 1 199 bricks. Question 2: What are the 3 steps to put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Spoiler: Answer 2 Open the refrigerator. Put the giraffe in the refrigerator. Close the refrigerator. Question 3: What are the 4 steps to put a elephant in a refrigerator? Spoiler: Answer 3 Open the refrigerator. Take the giraffe out from the refrigerator. Put the elephant in the refrigerator. Close the refrigerator. Question 4: The Lion King is hosting a animal party. All the animals attend except one. Who doesn't attend? Spoiler: Answer 4 The elephant because he is still in the refrigerator. Question 5: Susy needs to get to the other side of a river occupied by crocodiles. How does she cross the river? Spoiler: Answer 5 She swims across. All the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party. Question 6: Susy still ends up dying. How does she die? Spoiler: Answer 6 She dies from the falling brick. :t:
Actually it really is just the simplicity of it that was funny. Some guy just thought about it rlly deeply and made up some conspiracy ;p Anyhoo here's my joke
Tbh, there has been debates about the answer. Not everyone thi Thats your side of the argument, some people think that it was actually a suicide joke.
I know I know...These jokes are probably very lame but I don't care I tried my best. Don't judge (The first one you may not get because you might not have seen the movie) This is literally what I am doing with my life...
Actually Jason, the better joke goes: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Spoiler: Answer - View only if your mouth is NOT full of milk. Because he was chicken. Spoiler: Explanation Turned out he was neither suicidal nor was he stupid.
