Online dating advice.

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    How to instantly pick up a girl in video games: tell them you have The Sims and/or Animal Crossing. (It MUST be The Sims and/or Animal Crossing or they will be uninterested) Actually taking the time to play these games and getting huge progress on them will probably boost your chances of getting with them by a lot as it will make you more desirable to play with. Showing off your progress to the girl of your interest will insinuate that you actually know how to play very well.

    I also have this tutorial on how to pick up girls from csgo surf. The advice showcased in the video is not my advice.
     
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    This is very true. I love the sims. I would marry a man if he told me that he also loved the sims.
     
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    Furry's can love? I didn't think they had emotions :o
     
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    Call of Duty
     
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    heck no if that's matt's thing then sure but not for me
     
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    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that's pretty gay :flushed: #pridemonthpart2 #junemightnotbeover #canceljuly #lgbtbycupcakke #ally #butimalsobi #gay
     
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    i'm as straight as a sephora bag #heterogeneous #notgay #saturdayisfortheboys #homies #kissingthehomiesgoodnight #snapchat #muscles #gains #pulling
     
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    Just say that you're global on cs
     
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    you can also either be very good at the game or be just noob enough at it that it opens the door for her to make fun of you for it...

    might have to delete this post if too many people catch on and start taking the babes away from me.

    it isn't as effective. i've witnessed many work so hard for that and fail
    (no offense @WhyteDuck , @gabby , @Vintage , @Herf , & others)
     
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    ok let me try!

    @Derpxy hi i am global on cs
    ok let's e-date
     
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    it worked for me wdym
     
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    For boys it is a lot easier. All you have to do is exist if you're a girl. However, if you are a guy looking for other guys, I cannot help you there.
     
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    That is quite unfortunate :< I hope you can expand your services to other people like Matten!
     
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    My brain... hurts after reading this...
     
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    WHAT THE HELL
     
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    That would be lovely. I appreciate your assistance in this project.
     
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    Thank you! I feel so helpful. #herpes
     
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    I've had this video saved on my computer for awhile and I think this is the perfect time to release it to the internet. The advice showcased in the video is not my advice. Enjoy the video guys. (I've also added it to the post at the top.)
     
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    hi i'm global elite do you wanna date
     

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